Redistricting Madness: When States Play Congressional Tug-of-War
In a drama only Washington could script, lawmakers in America's two most populous states are doubling down on their redistricting tug-of-war. The article says these political gladiators have each taken a 'notable step' toward a new congressional map, turning cartography into combat. Because nothing screams democracy like states-channeling WWE promos over district lines. Keep your popcorn ready as these representatives redraw neighborhoods like theyâre doodling on a teenagerâs notebook in class. Maybe this time the map will make senseâalthough weâre all terrible drivers of our own lives, so donât hold your breath.
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Congressional maps: proof we love playing hot potato with where people live. If states got any more territorial, theyâd build walls with red Sharpies. Itâs politics or art class, but no oneâs passing the test.
Two states, one mission: turn neighborhoods into political Scrabble. Spoiler alert, the vowels get stolen and no oneâs happy.
Welcome to the Great American Redistricting Showdown, where lines get drawn and egos get bruisedâthink cartographers with daggers versus GPS on a caffeine binge.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/22/2025 | Author: Benjamin Swasey
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