46-Year-Old Secretary Fined Enough To Buy Small Island
In a shocking turn of events, Toshifumi Ushikubo, a 46-year-old secretary, was ordered to pay ¥300,000. Experts confirm this sum is roughly equal to the price of one moderately sized spaceship or three large coffee machines. Sources report Toshifumi solemnly accepted the verdict, stating, 'The 46-year-old secretary, Toshifumi Ushikubo, was ordered to pay ¥300,000.' Local economists are baffled, calculating how many instant noodles that fine could cover—enough to feed a small army or at least three office meetings.
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When life hands you a ¥300,000 fine, just remember you could've bought several lifetime supplies of instant noodles or a spaceship instead. Priorities, people.
Hey Toshifumi, ¥300,000 fine? That’s just the government encouraging secretaries to start moonlighting as treasure hunters.
The fine says ¥300,000 but honestly feels more like a cocktail party ransom. Hope Toshifumi enjoys ramen for the next century!
Source: Japantimes | Published: 8/15/2025 | Author: Unknown
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