Dad Warns Son: Loserism Runs In Our Dysfunctional DNA
In a moment of heartfelt candor, Scott Disick lowered himself to his son's eye level to share some family truths. "I need to be honest with you, bud—early-onset loserism runs in our family," Disick confessed, revealing a genetic lottery where 'there's a 50-50 chance' his boy might inherit the family curse. This emotional intervention from a man famous for... let’s call it 'questionable choices,' landed somewhere between tender and terrifying, suggesting the Disicks patriarchs might just be embracing their legacy of glorious failure.
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Scott Disick is prepping junior for the family business – professional loserism. Why break the news at fancy dinner when you can break the genetic will instead? Welcome to hereditary disappointment, kid.
Imagine getting a pep talk that’s less 'you can do it' and more 'you might be doomed by DNA.' Cheers, Scott!
Scott Disick warning his kid about loser genes feels less like parenting and more like a lifelong roast session.
Source: Theonion | Published: 8/5/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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