US Sends 'Board of Peace' Trump to Police Gaza Until 2027
In a plot twist that sounds like a dystopian reality TV show, the US just drafted a 'SENSITIVE BUT UNCLASSIFIED' resolution to plant an International Security Force (ISF) in Gaza for at least two years, starting January 2025 through the end of 2027, with possible extensions. This "enforcement, not peacekeeping" squad aims to border-watch between Israel and Egypt, demilitarize Gaza (read: confiscate weapons like a TSA for terrorists), and train Palestinian police while cozying up with a "Board of Peace" - chaired by none other than President Trump. Indonesia, Azerbaijan, Egypt, and Turkey are on deck to send troops to this six-year-plus humanitarian cage match, complete with a technocratic committee, UN sponsors, and strict 'no aid misuse' rules. So, Gaza’s about to get a makeover worthy of a failed spin-off governed by an UN Security Council superteam that sounds like the oddest Avengers lineup ever.
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Nothing says 'peace' like a US-backed International Security Force policing Gaza with Trump as chair of a mysterious 'Board of Peace'—guaranteed to last until 2027, or at least until someone inevitably says 'this was a bad idea.'
An international security force policing Gaza sounds less like peacekeeping and more like the world’s longest group project with the most dysfunctional team captain ever—Trump.
Who knew the UN Security Council’s new recipe for Gaza was six years of international military babysitting, featuring a technocratic committee and a peace board that’s basically Trump’s fan club?
Source: Axios | Published: 11/3/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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