Trump’s Gaza Peace Squad: Now Recruiting Arab Avengers
In a plot twist that even soap operas would envy, U.S. officials led by CentCom are cooking up an International Stabilization Force (ISF) to slap a Band-Aid on Gaza’s chaotic mess. Featuring guest stars Indonesia, Azerbaijan, Egypt, and Turkey — though Turkey’s invite is as popular in Israel as a skunk at a garden party. Trump’s grand 20-point masterclass requires Hamas to ghost their weapons and power, but spoilers warn that might happen about as fast as pigs sprouting wings. Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff held pow-wows with Israeli military brass who prefer a legit, shoot-first ask-questions-later squad. Meanwhile, Hamas is low-key rebuilding but apparently has a 'pretty low glass ceiling'—ideal for crashing through, but not so much for skydiving. The ISF’s legal runway hinges on a UN resolution subtly watching over the chaos without officially babysitting it, because missionaries to nervous countries must be finessed gently. Experts admit this is a high-stakes 'don’t get it wrong or no encore' scenario, with everyone nervously waiting to see if Hamas RSVPs for this weird peace party. Bonus tension? Trump’s team’s motto: 'Don’t give Hamas an excuse not to show up, or else.'
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Gaza’s about to get a new international babysitter squad starring Turkey as the uninvited guest and Hamas holding all the chips. It’s like a reality show where nobody wants to film but Trump’s production says ‘lights, camera, chaos.’
Trying to build peace in Gaza by inviting every questionable troop you can find is the geopolitical equivalent of assembling the worst group project team imaginable and hoping for an A.
Hamas has a 'pretty low glass ceiling,' which is corporate jargon for 'good luck breaking this nightmare without breaking a leg.' Meanwhile, Trump’s ISF sounds like a boot camp nobody volunteered for.
Source: Axios | Published: 10/30/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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