Israel Wants $4B a Year, But Make It 20 Years, Trump-Style
In a plot twist straight from a geopolitical sitcom, Israel is angling to double its usual $4 billion-a-year military aid deal with the U.S.—stretching the handshake into a mega 20-year security MOU, conveniently covering Israel's 100-year independence party in 2048. Negotiations kicked off in the post-Gaza-war limelight, adding 'America First' buzzwords to entice Trump’s lingering MAGA vibe, despite his administration's recent foreign aid slash card tricks. Israel also pitched fun upgrades like investing some dough in joint tech projects, including AI and the ultra-serious Golden Dome missile defense system, hoping Uncle Sam loves tech collabs more than just cash direct deposits. Trump’s own words echo, 'We give Israel billions...that’s pretty good,' as congressional grumbles and MAGA angst stir the cocktail of diplomatic drama.
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Israel pitching a 20-year $4B-a-year security binge with bonus Trump-friendly 'America First' flair is like asking for a Netflix binge pass but adding 'you watch Republican debates too.' Spoiler: MAGA isn’t thrilled to fund foreign girly-man aid anymore.
Negotiating 20-year military aid with America like it’s a timeshare – 'Sure, we’ll do two decades if you throw in some AI and cool missile tech.' Biden’s probably side-eyeing this like 'Not again, Israel.'
Israel wants to double down with $4B a year for 20 years thanks to Trump’s 'pretty good' bill comments. It’s like praising your Uber driver then expecting them to drive you cross-country free forever.
Source: Axios | Published: 11/13/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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