Ghislaine Maxwell’s Email to Clinton Easier to Believe Than Politician’s Penis Size
KEY POINTS
- •Ghislaine Maxwell emailed from a fictional 4501 date to an account linked with Bill Clinton.
- •Her note praised Clinton's endowment and referenced 'Belzburg stuff' tied to a 2002 socialite controversy.
- •The Clintons have called for Epstein file release but face contempt charges for ignoring subpoenas.
In an email dated 'Sat, 01 Jan 4501' (yes, nearly two and a half millennia ahead), Ghislaine Maxwell lavishly praised an email linked to Bill Clinton as a 'supper stud' and 'hung like a horse.' The missive, hidden under the cryptic header 'Belzburg stuff' — a nod to Clinton’s 2002 friendly kitchen cuddle with socialite Lisa Belzberg — was part of Friday’s Epstein file dumpling. While Clinton denies email use and wrongdoing, the note’s juicy brag came from Epstein’s right-hand woman, who also rubbed elbows with Prince Andrew, immortalized by a viral 2001 photo that needed zero caption. The Clintons still own the 'no comment' mic and face contempt from the GOP Oversight panel for dodging subpoenas.
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Maxwell’s 4501 time-travel email casually dropping horse-sized compliments on Clinton’s plumbing feels like fan fiction for a very wrong official sequel.
If you think your texts are weird, Maxwell invented intergalactic thirst messaging with a 4501-dated email calling Clinton a 'supper stud.'
Bill denies email, but his inbox sure got a weird Valentine from Maxwell — apparently, horseradish isn’t the only thing that’s hung.
Source: Axios | Published: 1/30/2026 | Author: Alex Isenstadt
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