Democrats Chase Epsteinâs Birthday Book Like It's a Lost Cookbook
So, House Democrats are lunging after Epstein's notorious 50th birthday book, hoping it holds the secrets of Trump's ties to the scandal. Rep. Ro Khanna said it's "very difficult" to grab docs from the DOJ but a private attorney might just cough it up. They're demanding a "complete, unredacted copy" from Epstein's estate by August 10, aiming to peek before questioning Ghislaine Maxwell. "We write with deep concern regarding potential public corruption," Khanna warned, while a victims' lawyer assures the executors are "probably" ready to hand it overâno subpoena needed. Democrats are trying not to turn this serious probe into partisan theater, but hey, no promises.
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Oh sure, because nothing screams âjusticeâ like Congress pleading for Epstein's birthday scrapbook like itâs a freshmanâs term paper. âGive us the book,â they say. Next up: subpoenaing his Christmas card list.
Ah, the Democrats chasing Epsteinâs birthday book like itâs the last slice of pizza at a partyâonly slightly less appetizing but way more revealing.
Congress trying to get Epsteinâs book is like asking a raccoon to return your picnic basket: chaotic, messy, but somehow totally expected.
Source: Axios | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: Andrew Solender
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