SAP Buys SmartRecruiters: Because Robots Need HR Too
In a move that screams 'let's make hiring even more joyless,' SAP has agreed to acquire SmartRecruiters. According to the announcement, SmartRecruiters' software will 'complement SAP's existing HR tools,' presumably to make onboarding about as fun as watching paint dry twice. Companies can now celebrate as two titans of mundane workforce management join forces, proving once again that your new boss might just be a software update.
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SAP acquiring SmartRecruiters is like a robot dating app merging with a therapy botāhelping corporate drones find their perfect soul-sucking HR overlords faster. Efficiency has never sounded this depressing.
Congrats to SAP and SmartRecruiters for creating a legendary HR tag team. Nothing screams 'dream job' like having your recruiter replaced by an algorithm with terrible taste in humans.
SAP snapping up SmartRecruiters? Soon your job interview will be less face-to-face, more face-to-screen, followed by a loading bar of crushing existential dread.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/3/2025 | Author: Anthony Ha
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