Samsungās Galaxy Watch Grades Your Run, Canāt Spot Cheeze-It Diet
Samsungās Galaxy Watch 8 launches with a 'squircle' design (yes, thatās a thing), cutting that "typical," clunky smartwatch bulk. It boasts Googleās Gemini AI right on your wrist to answer lifeās burning questions like whether to scrub sweet potatoes! Health nerds get a Running Coach grading runs like a hard-nosed gym teacher with scores from one to ten. But beware: the antioxidant sensor is so gullible it once mistook a Cheeze-It for veggies. As The Verge wryly notes, it still lasts 'more than a day on a charge.' America, tech thatās almost smart enough to keep up!
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Only in America could a watch give you a workout grade but confuse your Cheeze-Its for health food. Meanwhile, the government thinks putting sensors in to check your veggies is progress. Back in my day, we called this 'common sense,' but hey, now itās just a squircle disaster.
Samsungās new watch can grade your run and totally fail your snack choices. This isnāt fitness tracking; itās virtual virtue signaling at its peak.
When your smartwatchās antioxidant index spies a Cheeze-It and gives you a thumbs-up, you know freedom isnāt dead, itās just snacking dangerously.
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/2/2025 | Author: Brandt Ranj
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