GPT-5 Just Confirmed Loves Em Dashes More Than You
The future is here and it's dash-addicted! OpenAI CEO Sam Altman teased GPT-5 with a screenshot proving the new AI loves 'Pantheon' so much, it said 'turns out yes!' along with boasting a '100% critic rating on Rotten Tomatoes.' This next-gen bot promises to juggle more agentic and multimodal tasks but will forever cherish ChatGPT's iconic em dash. With competitors breathing down its silicon neck, GPT-5 is ready to both dazzle and dash its way to your digital heart. Everything happens for a reasonâat least now, AI has impeccable taste in TV!
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GPT-5 still obsessed with em dashesâbecause if AI takes over the world, at least the punctuation will stay classy. 'Turns out yes!' to Pantheon and existential dread. Who needs humans when your robot friends are binge-watching cult sci-fi and quoting Rotten Tomatoes?
If GPT-5 starts proposing with em dashes instead of rings, I'm 100% here for it. Sam Altman just confirmed our robot overlords have exquisite TV taste and punctuation flair!
Pantheon got a 100% on Rotten Tomatoes but GPT-5's dedication to em dashes might just be the real masterpiece here. Multimodal, agentic, and obsessed with punctuation? Sign me up!
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/4/2025 | Author: Lakshmi Varanasi
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