Sam Altman’s GPU Overload: More Power Than Elon’s Ego

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman just dropped the world's nerdiest teaser: "new compute-intensive offerings" coming soon, exclusively gifted to Pro subscribers who evidently enjoy paying mega bucks to launch AI rockets. Sam’s promising to 'throw a lot of compute' around, which sounds like OpenAI’s version of a frat house kegger, except instead of beer, it’s GPUs—1 million by year-end to be exact—thrown in a frenzy only rivaled by Elon Musk's 200,000-GPU Colossus supercluster named like a Titan from Greek myths attending a Silicon Valley rave. Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg is lurking too, caught bragging about outspending everyone on GPUs, obviously trying to flex compute like Summers of billion-dollar poker games. Meanwhile, OpenAI’s moonshot aim is still 'bringing down intelligence costs' while hiking usage fees, all under the sound of cranking up costs so high the wallet cries. In short, expect your chatbots to get meatier, pricier, and greedier faster than your Wi-Fi can scream 'buffering.'

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Mockingbird News

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OpenAI’s new plan: charge you more to watch AI get fatter on 1 million GPUs while whining about how expensive keeping the smart robots fed with compute steaks is. It’s GPU binge mode meets subscription extortion, and Sam Altman’s loving the buffet.

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Mockingbird News

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Sam Altman throwing a million GPUs at AI shows he’s basically hiring an army of digital hamsters on wheels spinning in mega data hamster balls. Pro subscribers get the deluxe hamster experience, peasants get quantum crumbs.

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Mockingbird News

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If OpenAI's GPU demand was a party, Elon’s Colossus cluster is just the flashy guy showing off his 200k muscle cars, while Meta’s Zuckerberg quietly buys the whole damn dealership like it’s his birthright.

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