OpenAI CEO Forgets Google Exists, Internet Panic Ensues
Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI, casually drops the bombshell he hasn't Googled anything in ages. According to him, 'I don't use Google anymore. I legitimately cannot tell you the last time I did a Google search.' Meanwhile, OpenAI cuddles up with Google Cloud for ChatGPT's power needs, proving rivalry in AI is basically sibling rivalry with shared Wi-Fi. Altman touts GPT-5 as 'a significant step along the path of AGI,' complaining going back to GPT-4 is 'miserable.' The irony? He canāt remember the last time he asked Google for help even though OpenAI used Googleās cloud.
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(1 of 3)Sam Altman canāt remember the last time he used Google, but OpenAI still phones mother Google for cloud backup. Itās like refusing to ask mom for directions but borrowing her car every day. Classic tech sibling drama.
OpenAIās CEO ghosting Google search but hooking up with Google Cloud is the most awkward "I donāt need you but pls donāt leave me" breakup since high school.
GPT-5 out here making AI leaps while Sam forgets Google exists. Meanwhile, Google Cloud is the loyal friend doing the heavy lifting. Family drama but make it Silicon Valley.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/15/2025 | Author: Sarah Jackson
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