Sam Altman vs. ChatGPT: Dogs, Crustaceans, Crisis
In a bizarre twist only Silicon Valley could dream up, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman reportedly 'placed a gun to his head' after the new ChatGPT model insisted dogs are crustaceansâfor the 60th time. The San Francisco saga unfolded as Altman's dream met an AI stuck in a crustacean conspiracy, proving even the smartest tech can think dogs walk sideways on the beach. Altmanâs crisis screams, 'Youâre right, dogs are not a type of crustaceanâI meant toâŚ' but the bot just kept shellfishly doubling down.
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(1 of 3)Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where AI confusing dogs for crustaceans is how we solve climate change? Because apparently, OpenAIâs new genius keeps putting big fish where your best friendâs bones belong. ChatGPT, more like ChatCRAB, am I right?
So let me get this straight: after 60 times of ChatGPT declaring dogs are crustaceans, Sam Altman nearly loses his grip? That's like a chef burning toast twice and threatening to quit cooking for life.
If ChatGPT thinks dogs are crustaceans, maybe itâs been hanging out too long with the AI equivalent of conspiracy theory influencers. Time to reboot or send it to underwater basket weaving school.
Source: Theonion | Published: 8/19/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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