Musk & Altman’s OpenAI Soap Opera: Depositions and Diapers

In the latest episode of "Tesla meets court drama," OpenAI CEO Sam Altman demands Elon Musk’s wealth manager Jared Birchall and baby-mama Shivon Zilis—mother of four Musk spawn—spill their deepest Dark Matter secrets in court by 72 hours or face extra depositions. Judge Hinton sits like an awkward wedding guest deciding whether to intervene before their Friday deadline. Musk's $40 million 'altruistic' investment now looks like a messy grift with Microsoft’s cash love affair, while Altman slyly reminds everyone Musk tried the same corporate hat trick in 2017. It's a legal soap involving brain chips, billionaires’ toddlers, and text message receipts—coming soon to Oakland.

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Only in 2025 could a lawsuit need deposits from a billionaire’s brain-chip CEO’s baby mama and money man because OpenAI’s for-profit glow-up is messier than a toddler’s birthday party.

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Nothing says future of AI like a billionaire suing his cofounder, his baby mama, and his money guy over emails with a judge who probably wishes he’d stayed in law school.

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Elon Musk’s family office runs neural implants by day and organizes legal drama deposits by night. Somewhere, Microsoft’s just happy to cash the for-profit checks.

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