Gwyneth Paltrow Fixes Tech Scandal, Then Leaves ASAP
Astronomer went from a "little-known tech company" to a viral sensation after its CEO and HR were caught on a Coldplay 'kiss cam,' sparking 'Coldplaygate.' With top brass gone, Ryan Reynolds' Maximum Effort hired Gwyneth Paltrow as a 'very temporary spokesperson.' In their words, 'We’ll leave data workflow automation to <s>Gwyneth P</s>a Astronomer.' Paltrow’s cheeky promo has more views than most company's dreams, proving sometimes the best data strategy is celebrity misdirection.
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When your tech company’s crisis hotline is 'call Gwyneth Paltrow,' it’s probably time to rethink your business model.
Gwyneth Paltrow running tech ads now? Because nothing says 'trustworthy data pipeline' like a vibrational healer with a detox obsession.
This tech drama escalated faster than a Coldplay setlist, except instead of music, it's awkward HR moments and celebrity cameo ads.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 7/27/2025 | Author: Lauren Edmonds
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