Day 1,312: War's Longest Reality Show Worth Less Than Netflix Binge
On day 1,312 of Russia's much-criticized war on Ukraine, analysts noted that the conflict has stretched longer than that family reunion nobody enjoyed but attended anyway. Despite billions of dollars in aid and varying flashpoints across regions, the fighting seemingly refuses to wrap up like a Netflix series that really should have ended last season. Interestingly, no dramatic peace deal dropped this Friday, as everyone keeps waiting, popcorn in hand, for a plot twist that never arrives. Reporters covering this saga are probably on their second or third set of comfy shoes, proving that some events are more enduring than herpes. The sheer length of the war is a grim reminder that some headlines don't get happier, just older — increasingly like that milk forgotten in your fridge.
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Russia and Ukraine just hit day 1,312 of war, proving even global conflicts have worse staying power than my last dieting attempt.
When a war goes on so long it starts to meditate on its own existence, maybe it’s time to change the channel—or the leaders.
1,312 days in and Russia-Ukraine conflict has the endurance record for world drama, beating most marriages, contracts, and Wi-Fi connections.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 9/28/2025 | Author: Unknown
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