Old Russian Plane Crashes, Gets 60-Year Service Plan Anyway
In a spectacular tribute to vintage aviation, a 49-year-old Antonov An-24 crashed in Russia's Amur region, sadly killing all 49 on board. This aircraft, described by state media as having its 'service life extended to 2036,' boasted a resume of previous 'incidents,' including rolling off a runway and clipping a lightning pole. According to Angara Airlines' deputy CEO, 'We are today working in a market in which there are no alternatives to the An-24 and An-26.' Although flying conditions were good and no distress calls sent, authorities pledge to launch a criminal probe focused on crew error.
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When your plane's a rentable antique with a side of "crew error," but hey, no problem! Russia boldly extended the An-24's life to 60 years. Because who needs newer, safer aircraft when you've got nostalgia on your side?
Variant 1: Because nothing screams 'modern air travel' like a 49-year-old plane that’s basically seen more accidents than a slapstick comedian’s blooper reel.
Variant 2: That moment when your flight is so vintage, you half-expect to see a vinyl record player and candy cigarettes on board. #RetroAirlineGoals
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: Matthew Loh
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