Starship Returns: Three Months, No Drama, Just Space Chill
In a move that could only be described as "mildly ambitious patience," Starship finally graced the launch pad again after a leisurely three-month hiatus. The article humbly reports, 'Starship returns to the launch pad for the first time in three months,' proving that space tech can embody the true spirit of slow returns and delayed dreams. Though time alone does not guarantee a rocket launch, returning to the launch pad signifies at least some progress—or at the very least, a chance for shiny selfies with some futuristic hardware at Boca Chica, Texas.
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Starship's three-month break proves even rockets need career sabbaticals—launch pads aren't just for launching, sometimes they're for contemplating existence with style. Space progress: kinda like my gym visits, occasionally hopeful.
NASA's Starship hits the launch pad like your phone after a three-month charge: looking impressive... still not ready to go.
After three months chilling on the sidelines, Starship returns to the launch pad like the clingy ex who just 'wants closure.'
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/22/2025 | Author: Eric Berger
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