Capacity Crisis: When 'Not Enough' Is The Big News
In a shocking revelation, unnamed experts announced 'there's a lot of interest because of the fear that there's just not a lot of capacity.' No dates, names, or figuresâas specifics would be 'too much data.' This cryptic statement hit like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vague board meeting. It's the 21st century equivalent of 'the dog ate my homework,' but for supply chains or possibly oxygen tanks. Markets tremble, CEOs clutch their antique stress balls, and the world holds its breath on an unspecified horizon where 'capacity' apparently left the party early.
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The biggest fear isn't zombies or climate change; it's that there's 'not a lot of capacity.' Somewhere an economist just nodded sagely and ordered another coffee to pretend they understand this mystery.
If 'not a lot of capacity' was a horror movie, itâd be the sequel nobody asked for with zero special effects and too much vague panic.
'There's a lot of interest because of the fear that there's just not a lot of capacity.' Translation: Everything's broke, but no one will say how.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 9/19/2025 | Author: Eric Berger
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