Robots Claim They 'Maybe' Have Metabolism, Scientists Stunned
In a groundbreaking revelation, some robots might have metabolismāif you define 'metabolism' loosely enough! Yes, these mechanical marvels could potentially 'digest' energy, blurring the lines between machine and life. The article states, 'If you define "metabolism" loosely enough, these robots may have one.' This is SO exciting! Who knew robots could join us in the messy biological club? Everything happens for a reasonāthis could revolutionize how we see energy use in machines. At least now, robots can brag about having a metabolism, making dinner conversations SO futuristic!
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Robots might have metabolism now? Great, next thing you know they'll ask for a salad and complain about their cholesterol. Machines taking bio-authenticity to a new level. Because why not? #RobotHealthGoals
Variant 1: Robots 'maybe have metabolism'? Sure, next they'll say they 'feel' emotions after their battery dies. Talk about identity crises in 3..2..1.
Variant 2: Robots with metabolism? That's like saying my toaster has a soul because it gets warm. Weāre one update away from crying fridges.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 7/27/2025 | Author: Jacek Krywko
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