Man Expands Time, Gains Allies Like Tilda Swinton in Process
In a stunning demonstration of cinematic wizardry, Wilson reportedly 'worked with art world luminaries' such as Laurie Anderson, Jim Jarmusch, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Allen Ginsberg, and Tilda Swinton. Known for his 'distinct lighting and the expansion of time,' Wilson blurred the lines between moments and decades, probably confusing every clock in the universe. Experts confirm his projects often required timelines longer than a decade, with one insider admitting, 'Wilson didn’t just shine light; he practically solar-powered entire film production sets.'
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Just a casual reminder that Wilson didn’t just mess with lighting—he rewrote time itself like some mystical artsy sorcerer with A-list sidekicks. Meanwhile, my watch is still broken from 2012.
Wilson’s work is proof that when you toss in Tilda Swinton and talks about 'expanding time,' normal folks need to upgrade their calendars and possibly their sanity.
If Wilson expanded time any more, his collaborators like Jim Jarmusch might still be waiting on lunch orders from 1987. Art world problems, am I right?
Source: Pitchfork | Published: 8/1/2025 | Author: Madison Bloom
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