Rivian’s 25-State EV Party: Everyone Else Waits
In a world where electric dreams often stall behind dealership red tape, Rivian proudly announces it can sell EVs directly to consumers in 25 states and Washington D.C. Because apparently, 'Today, Rivian can sell EVs directly to consumers in 25 states and Washington D.C.' is the new flex in the automotive world. It’s like being invited to 25 cool parties but missing out on the other 25 states' playlists. Meanwhile, your other EVs are stuck wondering if they'll ever get past the velvet rope.
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(1 of 3)Rivian’s direct-to-consumer sales in 25 states proves 50-state coverage is the 'new' luxury. Meanwhile, the other EV makers be like, 'Is it us or do dealerships have us on a weird inventory diet?'
Ah yes, Rivian selling direct in 25 states — because apparently, the other 25 just didn’t get the group text from Elon.
Rivian's coverage is like a pizza sliced into halves: satisfying enough but leaves you hungry for the other half. Gotta love geography-approved EV exclusivity!
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/4/2025 | Author: Sean O'Kane
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