RFK Jr.'s Grand Plan: Track Your Health, Or Else
At a congressional hearing, RFK Jr. boldly predicted, 'My vision is that every American is wearing a wearable within four years.' His MAHA - Make America Healthy Again agenda hinges on gadgets helping Americans 'take control' of their health, citing friends who 'lost their diabetes diagnosis' thanks to these devices. Because nothing says personal responsibility like being monitored by your own wrist. Sure, tech might help, but apparently, having a tiny robot track your every move is now the patriotic way to dodge another doctor's visit.
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(1 of 3)RFK Jr. wants everyone wired to gadgets so we can âtake controlâ of health. Nothing like corporate Big Brother helping you get healthy by watching your soul die a little irrelevant every step of the way.
Forget eating right, just strap a wrist cop on and pretend your Fitbit judge isnât silently screaming at you.
So RFK Jr.âs plan to 'Make America Healthy Again' is just putting us all one missed step away from a nervous breakdown? Genius.
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/9/2025 | Author: Victoria Song
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