Kennedy’s ‘Clean House’ or House of Health Horrors?
In what might be the most aggressive spring cleaning since your grandma found your old diary, HHS head Kennedy is apparently dusting off America's health department with a broomstick of controversy. Democratic lawmakers and over 1,000 current and former HHS staff have basically tattled like kids caught with cookie crumbs, claiming Kennedy’s makeover is actually endangering public health. Kennedy’s take? He’s just 'cleaning house,' as if this was a messy closet and not a $1 trillion+ government agency dealing with diseases, vaccines, and actual human lives. The 'house' he’s scrubbing seems more like a mansion of scandals waiting to throw a rotten tomato!
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Kennedy says he’s the ultimate cleaner but somehow ends up making America’s health look like a Netflix cancelation: rushed, confusing, and definitely not for the faint-hearted.
When your idea of cleaning house involves breaking all the good stuff and keeping the garbage, congratulations, you’re basically Kennedy at HHS.
Kennedy’s version of a health makeover sounds less 'Tidying Up with Marie Kondo' and more 'Disasterpiece Theater' starring bureaucracy.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/4/2025 | Author: Selena Simmons-Duffin
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