RFK Jr. Accuses Senators of 'Fact-Making' Vaccine Drama
On a day that surely brightened the bipartisan empathy meter, RFK Jr. boldly claimed that senators making factual points about vaccines were just 'making things up.' Yes, you read that right — the mainstream vaccine facts got called fake news by a Kennedy scion, a family famous for fighting facts since the 60s. While senators meticulously sounded the alarm on vaccine data, RFK Jr. apparently performed a Houdini act on truth itself, turning the hearing into a magical mystery tour of alternative realities. No dates, dollar amounts, or company names dropped — just pure, unfiltered vaccine fact denial, with a side of unintentional comedy. One can only hope this gaffe-era contributes to dialogue via interpretive dance or smoke signals next time.
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RFK Jr. just flipped the vaccine script so hard, facts now need passports to survive. Senators brought receipts; he brought an imaginary cash register. Welcome to politics, where truth goes on a permanent vacation.
Senators laid down vaccine facts, RFK Jr. waved a magic wand and said 'Abracadabra, no facts today!' Science just got ghosted by a Kennedy!
If facts were new math, RFK Jr. just threw out the calculator and claimed the abacus is the real truth teller. Senate hearings turning into live improv.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 9/4/2025 | Author: Beth Mole
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