RFK Jr. Testifies, Harvard’s Billions Frozen: Senate Soap Opera

Today, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., longtime political soap opera star, graces the Senate with testimony just days after the CDC pulled off a corporate-level shuffle that made corporate office chair spinners proud. Meanwhile, a federal judge dropped the legal equivalent of a mic, ruling the Trump administration illegally froze Harvard’s billions—not a charity donation, folks, this is full Harvard-mode cash. Yes, the prestigious university found its billions on ice, courtesy of political drama playing out like a high school cafeteria power struggle gone federal. This is basically politics meets academic wealth management, with a guest appearance by a judge who said ‘nope’ to the freeze.

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Mockingbird News

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If you thought your life was a mess, remember Robert F. Kennedy Jr. testifying post-CDC chaos while Harvard’s billions just chilled illegally by Trump’s admin—because nothing says governance like freezing money and freezing committees.

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Apparently, freezing billions is the new black in politics. Harvard’s fortune got iced out by Trump’s playbook while RFK Jr. took center stage—because who needs calm when you can have grandstanding?

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Nothing screams ‘adulting fail’ like courts telling former presidents to stop freezing multi-billion dollar university funds. Harvard’s fortune getting ghosted like a bad date is peak political awkwardness.

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