RFK Jr’s Vaccine Circus Hijacks Food Fight at CDC
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., superstar of controversy, is simultaneously trying to 'Make America Healthy Again' by overthrowing food corporations and tossing vaccines into the political blender. The CDC’s Susan Monarez was ousted last week, sparking a resignation spree over the vaccine chaos MAHA’s vaccine skepticism whipped up—because who needs decades of science until ‘natural infection’ roulette? Meanwhile, 70% of America’s food supply is still 99% misery disguised as ultra-processed doom (hello, burgers and sugary drinks). Yet pariahs like Republicans and progressives unite, thanks to MAHA’s surprising bipartisan Big Food smackdown. President Trump rallies team MAHA like it’s a rock concert, even as science faces a funding brain drain. Harvard’s Josiemer Mattei warns: science evolves, but RFK Jr. apparently missed the memo.
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When your health leadership implodes over vaccines but also wants to fix the cheese puff apocalypse, you know America’s making salad out of chaos. RFK Jr. just RSVP’d ‘Yes’ to doom’s dinner party, and the CDC quit in protest.
Calling all chaos enthusiasts: RFK Jr. turned CDC into a soap opera while making friends with Big Food’s enemies – because what’s more American than losing trust in vaccines and gaining anxiety over your cheeseburger’s ingredients?
MAHA’s doing the unthinkable — uniting Republicans and progressives to fight Big Food while killing off trust in vaccines. It’s like bringing a vegan moonshiner to a family BBQ, and the CDC is walking off stage mid-toast.
Source: Axios | Published: 8/31/2025 | Author: Erica Pandey
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