Tomorrowland: When Plot Took a Permanent Vacation
So let me get this straight... You slap together a story that 'makes no sense,' but hey, sprinkle some retro-futuristic Tomorrowland vibes and toss in a 'superb cast,' and suddenly it 'mostly works'? Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where confusing chaos equals cinematic success? It’s like serving gourmet ice cream in a cracked bowl—sure, the flavor's great, but good luck navigating that mess! This film is the cinematic equivalent of buying a flashy gadget with no clue how to operate it, and somehow we’re still clapping.
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Plot that took one too many vacations, but at least the cast and retro vibes remembered to show up. Pretty sure this movie is the cinematic version of a confusing emoji chain.
Watching this movie is like trying to follow a treasure map drawn by a caffeinated raccoon. Beautiful mess, but good luck making sense of it all!
This film put the 'retro-futuristic' in future 'what the heck did I just watch?' Spoiler: the plot is the real sci-fi mystery here.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 7/28/2025 | Author: Jennifer Ouellette
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