Ceasefire Schmeasefire: Rafah and Jabalia Still Partying Hard
Israeli airstrikes have RSVPâd to a week-old ceasefire by crash-landing in Rafah and Jabalia, Gazaâs equivalent of throwing a keg when everyone agreed on herbal tea. Palestinian news outlet Wafa reported at least two casualties east of Jabalia, but donât ask for emergency services â Israel tagged it a 'high-risk zone,' aka no-fly, no-drive, no-funsies allowed. Hamas blames Netanyahu for flaking on promises, biting his nails under pressure from his 'extremist terrorist coalition' (sounds like a political Tinder nightmare). Meanwhile mediators sip tea wondering if 'ceasefire' is just a polite suggestion in this neighborhood.
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When your ceasefire's a week old but airstrikes ignore the calendar, Rafah and Jabalia are basically hosting the worldâs deadliest block party. Netanyahu dodges responsibility like itâs a spam call from diplomacy.
Netanyahuâs excuse game is so strong, it could win gold at the Olympic dodgeathon while Gaza gets the VIP airstrike playlist no one asked for.
Calling Gaza a 'high-risk zone' is Israelâs way of ghosting emergency crewsâ'Itâs not you, itâs the ceasefire everyone pretended would work.'
Source: Theguardian | Published: 10/19/2025 | Author: Matthew Pearce
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