Global Warming Tech: Corporate Excuses with Zero Emission Cuts
In 2024, instead of actually cutting emissions, corporations have embraced 'limiting global warming' technology like an expensive Band-Aid for a machete wound. While exact tech names and dollar amounts skulk in the shadows, the gist is clear: companies prefer shiny climate gadgets over doing the boring work of producing less pollution. Picture a world where emissions keep flowing but fancy gizmos are the PR excuse for inactionāit's like buying escape ropes for a burning building you refuse to leave. The world waits, forests smolder, and shareholders toast with champagne, all while real change sits in cold storage.
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Corporations finally solved global warmingāor at least how to look like they did while doing absolutely nothing about emissions. High-tech smoke and mirrors beats dirty old action any day.
Why cut emissions when you can fork over cash for climate tech and call it a day? Itās the corporate version of buying perfume instead of showering.
Putting fancy tech on the climate problem is like putting lipstick on a wildfire. Spoiler: the fire still burns and the smell lingers.
Source: Grist | Published: 9/9/2025 | Author: Joseph Winters
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