Apple’s Smart Home: Years of Waiting, Still Just a Box
Apple has 'purportedly been working on new smart home devices for years now,' which sounds less like innovation and more like a slow jog into irrelevance. While the tech world races ahead, Apple’s strategy seems to be perfecting the art of suspense. Because nothing says cutting-edge like making your customers wait long enough to forget why they wanted the product in the first place.
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Apple’s been 'working for years' on smart home devices, which is code for 'still figuring out how to charge you for things you don’t need.'
Years of work on smart home devices? Apple’s just building suspense—like a thriller movie where the twist is they show up last to the party.
Apple’s new smart home devices are in development so long, my toaster’s now smarter than their timeline.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/13/2025 | Author: Andrew Cunningham
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