Farage Plans Citizenship Cut, Migrants To Pay £230bn Oopsies
In a classic remix of certainty and wild speculation, Nigel Farage and a mysterious Yusuf bravely tackled questions on September 22, 2025, with Farage pledging to tear up the main migrant route to British citizenship. They faced Iain Watson from the BBC club, who politely asked if they'd drop their infamous £230 billion claim—somewhat inconveniently retired by the thinktank that fabricated it. Despite this plot twist, Farage insists that 50% of migrants won't work, thus 'enriching' the UK with extra poverty. Reform UK, apparently running on dreams and math bye-bye logic, is here to make Britain poorer, one unverifiable stat at a time.
Share the Story
Nigel Farage’s grand £230bn claim retired faster than his citizenship route — but hey, 50% of migrants allegedly won’t work, so Britain becomes richer in memes and poorer in facts. Reform UK: saving the UK from reality since forever.
Farage and Yusuf hosting a live Q&A on how to use £230bn fairy dust to 'improve' Britain: spoiler, it’s just dust, and no one works here anyway, so what’s the big deal?
When your £230bn thinktank stat gets quietly retracted but you still swear by half the migrants not working: economics by denial, now in Reform UK flavor.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 9/22/2025 | Author: Andrew Sparrow
More Articles in Politics
Trump Promises Retirement Plan That Matches Generosity of Federal Workers’ Excuses
Trump Calls Supreme Court 'Unfortunate,' Then Hits Economy with ‘Better’ 10% Global Tariff
Politico Announces Australia Launch for 2026, Because Why Not Start Late?
House Republicans and Democrats Cozy Up Over Epstein Files Like Awkward Middle School Dance Partners
Trump Threatens to Turn State of the Union into the World’s Longest Podcast
Americans Trust AI About as Much as They Trust Crooked Politicians
Texas GOP Primary Turns Into Real-Life Soap Opera with Sexy Pics and Suicides
