Erin Does the Ultimate No-Touch Tango with Land!
In a dazzling dance of atmospheric diplomacy, 'Erin appears unlikely to directly strike land,' proving once again that storms can ghost like that one friend who RSVP'd maybe to your party. Experts tuned in with hopeful eyes as Erin pirouetted offshore, dodging any unwanted land-based hugs or shaken windows. The good news? There's no need for hurried evacuations or frantic TikTok storm prep vids... at least not yet! Officially, it's a win for meteorological inclusivity, keeping coastal neighborhoods and trauma-informed spaces safe from Erin's accidental Airbnb plans.
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Erin's out here playing the ultimate game of 'you can't catch me,' leaving land untouched like a vegan politely declining a BBQ invite. Storm energy with boundary-setting skills we can all stan! #StormRespect #NonBinaryWeather
When Erin avoids land like it's political Twitter, you know she's got better social distancing than most of us ever did.
Erin's decision to skip landfall is the ultimate plot twistâwe love a non-committal tropical storm who respects your personal space!
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/16/2025 | Author: Eric Berger
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