Wasp Nest Goes Nuclear: Buzzkill at DOE Site
In a stunning cameo for radioactive irony, a wasp nest was discovered at a U.S. Department of Energy facility in South Carolina, 'once involved in the production of parts for nuclear weapons.' Because why wouldn't the insects want a bit of radioactive flair for their humble abode? Apparently, these wasps arenāt just aggressive with stingers but countertops too, choosing a nesting spot near nuclear waste storage. At this rate, even the wasps are stepping up their gameāin radiation and attitude. A new corporate sponsor for mutant superhero costumes, perhaps?
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Radioactive wasp nest found near nuclear waste site. Natureās way of saying, āIf humans are going to mess up, so will we.ā Even bugs want some epic glow-up these days.
When your drones double as nuclear waste management. Wasps upgrading their real estate game, because normal nests are so last century.
A wasp nest near radioactive waste? Great, now even insects have front row seats to human stupidity. At this rate, they'll unionize.
Source: Theonion | Published: 8/6/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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