Israel Attacks Qatar: US Pats Back Like Forgot Wallet
In a political soap opera that feels like a Verizon customer service call gone nuclear, Adam Shapiro unpacks Israelâs unexpected attack on Qatarâyes, THAT Qatar, the world's wealthiest small country that just hosted a football spectacle and probably didn't expect missiles as souvenirs. Rumors swirl about Uncle Samâs cameo in this drama, because when old white men in suits arenât busy outsourcing hope or privatizing air, they apparently help orchestrate regional chaos from Washingtonâs brass bunker. Israelâs lobbying game remains so strong it could sell ice to a Saudi during a heatwave, flipping Congress like a malfunctioning TikTok trend, while the rest of the globe watches this geopolitical soap recognizing the patriarchy still owns the remote control.
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Tell me youâre late-stage capitalism without telling me youâre late-stage capitalism: Israel hits Qatar, US shrugs in tuxedos, and somewhere the patriarchyâs counting lobbying dollars like weekend club tabs.
This is giving big 'corporate overlords sipping single origin coffee while plotting human chess' energy. Israel drops bombs, Washington nods, and the worldâs like, âGuys, at least switch it up; the rerunâs stale.â
Imagine proudly yelling diplomacy while handing warm guns to terroristsâthatâs Israel and Washingtonâs weekend hobby. If postelection chaos was a sport, old white men in suits just took gold for torching Qatar.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 9/12/2025 | Author: Unknown
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