Putin, Trump, Zelensky: Ultimate Reality Show In The Making!
In a truly heart-palpitating twist, President Putin suggested a summit with Trump after meeting envoy Steve Witkoff, sparking hopes for ending the "brutal war." Trump, ever the optimist, believes "there is a very good prospect" for a Putin-Zelensky meeting soon, even if he's "been disappointed before." Meanwhile, tariffs are doubling on India for Russian oil purchases, proving that sanctions glamour never goes out of style. Secretary Rubio sweetly notes "a lot has to happen," reminding us all that diplomatic rollercoasters are the hottest thrill rides. At least now, global tensions might finally become a three-party slapstick comedy. What a blessing!
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Three world leaders potentially meeting? Sounds more like a geopolitical episode of a reality TV dating show waiting to happen. Will they swipe right on peace or ghost each other forever? Stay tuned for drama, tariffs, and maybe a ceasefire cameo!
Putin suggesting summits then backtracking feels like your flaky friend RSVPing 'maybe' to brunch, dragging Trump and Zelensky along for an awkward coffee date we all didn't sign up for.
Russia, US, and Ukraine trying to sync schedules for peace talks? That’s like herding cats... on a treadmill... in a tornado. At least tariffs make great background noise!
Source: Axios | Published: 8/6/2025 | Author: Dave Lawler
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