Hamptons Billionaire Tantrums Interrupted by âTax the Richâ Yells
This Labor Day weekend, a handful of protesters crashed the Hamptons like a televangelist at a vegan potluck, storming Sag Harbor's American Hotel to shout 'Tax the rich' amidst $200 caviar nibbles. The all-star cast includes billionaire hedge fund legend Bill Ackman, fashion icon Calvin Klein, and Citadelâs Ken Griffin, coincidentally residents of billionaire playgrounds like the famed Meadow Lane aka 'Billionaire Lane.' Their wild weekend involved a newly minted 'Department of Class Solidarity,' tracking billionaires like a SWAT team for class warfare, while loudly connecting billionaire cash flows to Cuomo, Adams, and Trumpâapparently rich people spice up government too. Meanwhile, viral smoothie prices, a booming multimillion dollar market, and protest slogans remind everyone money talks but caviar whispers.
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The Hamptons protesters yelling 'Tax the rich' must hate $200 caviar almost as much as billionaires hate sharing Wi-Fi with peasantsâguess Labor Day is officially the day billionaires realize their tan canât hide capitalismâs crack.
Nothing says 'Fight the one percent' like disturbing millionaires delicately chewing overpriced seafoodâwho knew revolution required a smackdown in caviar-ville?
Protesters storm Hamptons July playground wearing collective annoyance of every person scammed by viral smoothies and hedge fundsâspoiler, billionaires definitely still won Labor Day.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/31/2025 | Author: Lakshmi Varanasi
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