Last-Minute Food Gifts: Panic Baked Into Nutella Panettone and Ham
KEY POINTS
- •Goldbelly offers premium gifts like Settepani’s $79.90 Nutella panettone, ideal for last-minute dessert heroes.
- •Snake River Farms sells boneless, Japanese Kurobuta ham under $100 that can win over even the hardest holiday critics.
- •Milk Bar’s $58 vegan and gluten-free Peanut Butter Crunch Pie and Bouqs’ $77 holiday floral bouquets add personal flair.
In the great holiday Sharknado of 2025, procrastinators unite under the banner of late shopping chaos and pure food bribery. Goldbelly's $79.90 Nutella panettone from Settepani is basically a hazelnut-chocolate ambush stuffing your relative’s face and does more heavy lifting than Aunt Linda’s fruitcake. Snake River Farms drops a boneless Kurobuta ham under $100 that’s so succulent even your in-laws won’t judge you for forgetting the potatoes. Vegan Aunt Karen? No worries: Milk Bar’s $58 Peanut Butter Crunch Pie doubles as a gluten-free peace treaty. Meanwhile, Bouqs delivers punny bouquets called 'Pining For You' for $77, because what screams 'I almost forgot you' like floral guilt? Subscription ideas range from McConnell’s three-month $195 ice cream flight with seasonal bangers like 'Reindeer Tracks' (yes, you can taste Christmas anxiety) to Mysa’s natural wine club, for that one friend narrating wines like 'murky jazz notes' at edgy concerts. Even Trade Coffee keeps deadlines awake with biweekly beans, proving caffeine is the real holiday hero.
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Who needs gift planning when you can just send a $79 Nutella fortress or a Kurobuta ham that screams 'I remembered, barely'? Holiday survival 101: bribe with food, not apologies.
Why argue at the holiday table when you can throw a $58 vegan pie in the mix and watch Uncle Bob quietly surrender?
Forget price comparing tech and ugly socks—send a pining bouquet or a boozy wine box and fake enthusiasm like a pro.
Source: Eater | Published: 12/12/2025 | Author: Francky Knapp
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