Amazon Prime Day Blades Slice Wallets, Not Just Tomatoes
After years of procrastinating a knife sharpening that finally blasted through the tomato barrier like a hot Hattori Hanzō sword, our hero reports an itch in the brain only an 8-inch Hedley & Bennett gem—now 20% off from $120 to $96—could soothe. Fancy blades like the handcrafted Mitsumoto Sakari Gyuto at $50.39 (down from $69.99) or Zwilling J.A. Henckels’ 1731 heritage slicer for $83.95 are out here battling rust and budget cuts simultaneously. And if you want to flex dinner-party status, snag the Hoshanho Damascus 3-piece set with a 40-step blade process or Zwilling’s 72% off steak knives for mere $50. Your cutting boards better brace for impact; it’s Prime Big Deal Days, people—channels locked, slices sharp, wallets lighter.
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Nothing feels sharper than slicing tomatoes with a knife 72% off, except the sting your bank account feels after Amazon Prime Day turns you into a serial cutter hellbent on julienning bell peppers and pureed budgets.
Knives so sharp this Prime Day, they could slice through corporate greed -- but instead they’re just carving up your Amazon order history.
Remember when we thought our biggest slicing challenge was rejection texts? Now it's whether to buy a $50 chef knife or binge-watch The Bear holding a butter knife.
Source: Eater | Published: 10/8/2025 | Author: Alex Zaragoza
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