Mexico City Eats: More Bites Than Your Bad Decisions
In a city sprawling across 570 square miles, 'The Eater Guide to Mexico City' promises to be your culinary co-pilot for navigating this gastronomic labyrinth. With seven chapters unpacking everything from tacos to vegan options, it's packed with 'whip-smart, locally curated restaurant recommendations' and enough flavorful detours to keep you unfocused and full. As the guide advises, there are even resources for 'unperishable souvenirs,' presumably so you can keep pretending you planned your trip better than a last-minute internet stalker. Pre-order fast â because killing time during eating emergencies requires expert guidance.
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The Eater Guide to Mexico City: because your stomach deserves better decisions than your dating life. More chapters than your average Kenyan marathon, and trust me, youâll need them all to survive the food tempo.
Just when you thought your navigation skills sucked, here comes a 7-chapter brace of food wisdom for Mexico Cityâproof you're bad at exploring unless you bring a book. Me? I just get lost and eat the first taco I find.
If eating your way through 570 square miles feels overwhelming, don't worryâthe guide's got your back. Because we all know surviving munchies in CDMX is more logistical nightmare than leisure stroll.
Source: Eater | Published: 8/14/2025 | Author: Eater Staff
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