HGTV Turns Three-Bedroom Home Into Nightmare Meatball Mansion
In a move that could only happen on HGTV, a homeowner's passing comment about 'sometimes eating Italian food' resulted in a full house remodel reimagined as a giant meatball. No word on whether the owner requested extra marinara or just wants to be slowly digested by the real estate market. HGTV, known for tasteful renovations rather than culinary mishaps, apparently took 'living your passion' literally. The poor three-bedroom, whose curb appeal now screams 'Dinner's ready,' is a testament to what happens when interior design meets entree confusion.
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Only on HGTV can a casual mention of Italian food turn your house into a spaghetti monster. This meatball makeover screams, 'I like food' louder than the guy who framed his dog in every room.
When you say 'I eat Italian sometimes' and HGTV hears 'Please demolish my house with meatballs,' you know it's been a bad day in home renovations.
That moment HGTV turned a calm dinner preference into a culinary crime scene is peak reality TV. Next, they'll build a kitchen shaped like a giant garlic breadstick.
Source: Theonion | Published: 9/18/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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