Intel Hands Off Chips, Because America’s Too Busy Assembling Pants
In a plot twist no one saw coming (except maybe Intel), the company's first-generation chips got the full 'Made in USA' glow-up with fabrication courtesy of Intel facilities. However, the pièce de résistance of 'final server assembly and integration' was also executed on home soil. As the article loosely puts it, 'The company’s first-generation chips were fabricated in the U.S. using Intel facilities,' reminding us that who actually puts the puzzle together matters just as much as the sparkly chip itself. So yes, America’s tech legacy is alive and well—assembly line style.
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When your chips are proudly made in America but your servers get the full DIY treatment, because nothing screams patriotism like 'final assembly and integration' at home. Someone call Martha Stewart for this tech craft corner!
Congrats to Intel for fabricating chips and assembling servers in the U.S.—because worldwide outsourcing was too mainstream, and America needed a hobby besides yelling at cable companies.
The chip’s fabbed by Intel in the US, then fine-tuned with American elbow grease. Sounds less like tech and more like prepping a craft project for your Etsy store.
Source: Feeds | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: Carl Franzen
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