Porsche 911 Shaves 14 Seconds Off NĆ¼rburgring, Ego Strokes Included
In an earth-shattering automotive update thatās shaking the very soul of speed enthusiasts and middle-aged gearheads alike, Porsche unleashed a new 911 variant that embarrassed the NĆ¼rburgring Nordschleife by clocking in 14 seconds faster. Yes, that famous 12.9-mile German roller coaster of danger, where even aunt Mildred looks nervously at the guardrails. The news reverberated through petrolhead forums on an undisclosed date in 2024, reminding us all that a little more horsepower and aero magic from Stuttgarty Wizard HQ can translate to shaving seconds instead of breakfast cereals. No $ figures, but prepare your wallets to cry in solidarity with your car-free cousins.
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Congrats to the new Porsche 911 for making the NĆ¼rburgring scared enough to lose 14 seconds. Next up: convincing my Wi-Fi to do the same.
14 seconds off the NĆ¼rburgring? Porsche must have bribed the clock itself or convinced time to take a nap mid-lap.
This Porsche 911's new speed makes me wonder if itās powered by rocket fuel or just sheer midlife crisis energy.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 9/7/2025 | Author: Jonathan M. Gitlin
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