America’s Deadliest Threat? The Undertaker, Obviously
In an enlightening revelation, a Pew Research poll found that 'more than 85% of U.S. adults stated they were ‘‘extremely concerned’’ about the negative health impact the Deadman.' Apparently, the biggest public health crisis in America isn’t disease, pollution, or even politicians—it’s a WWE wrestler who’s neither a doctor nor a scientist. It’s comforting to see the public prioritizing a guy who’s more about tombstones than vaccines, proving misinformation really is the champ of the world.
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Forget viruses and pollution—America’s biggest health risk is a bloke who literally buried people for fun. When your top public health concern is The Undertaker, maybe it’s time to reconsider who’s actually in charge here.
If we’re taking health advice from a man whose signature move involves the Grim Reaper theme, it’s no wonder Americans are 'extremely concerned.' Next up: We’re all doomed to be body slammed by ignorance.
America’s public health strategy now includes dodging a wrestling icon. Maybe if The Undertaker just knocked out misinformation instead of people, we’d be in better shape.
Source: Theonion | Published: 8/15/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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