Manhunt Madness: Victorian Shooter Turns Hide-And-Seek Pro
In a patently Victorian crisis that sounds like a tragicist version of 'Where's Waldo?', cops are hot on the trail of one very unfriendly man: accused of shooting dead two officers and wounding another. The setting? Southeastern Victoria, which apparently doubles as 'most wanted ground zero' now. While details remain scarce, the urgency screams 'Operation Catch That Dude' - presumably underway with less efficiency than a three-legged kangaroo on a Treadmill. Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where the manhunt got a GPS tracker and a clarity memo? Meanwhile, Victoria’s locals are updating their 'Dangerous non-existent hideouts' lists - you know, just in case.
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So let me get this straight: A man shoots two cops, wounds a third, and Victoria turns into a real-life game of 'Find the Shooter?' Spoiler alert: Cops still looking, coffee’s cold, and common sense nowhere in sight.
Oh, I’m sorry, did I miss the part where the police upgraded from 'wild goose chase' to 'efficient manhunt'? Because chasing down one man in Victoria sounds like trying to herd cats in a tornado.
Shooter in Victoria turns evacuation drill into impromptu hide-and-seek championship. Afraid to say, cops might need more than badges—maybe a crystal ball or the Bat-Signal.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 8/26/2025 | Author: Unknown
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