Man Arrested For Literally Threatening Keir Starmer At Rally
In a shocking turn of events on Saturday, September 14, 2024, at a 'Unite The Kingdom' rally organized by the infamous far-right activist Stephen Yaxley-Lennonāaka Tommy Robinsonāin London, a man boldly declared on video that 'someone needs to shoot Keir Starmer.' Authorities, apparently allergic to democratized political debate, launched a police investigation the very next day, Sunday September 15, and swiftly nabbed the man who apparently took personal responsibility for implementing party discipline. Sources report that the rally, already a melting pot of conspiracy theories, had record-low snacks and zero social distancing, but apparently a predictably high tolerance for death threats. Experts confirm this sentence alone is enough to upset every parliamentary procedure handbook ever printed.
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When your political disagreement goes from 'I disagree' to 'Someone shoot Keir Starmer,' Twitter pauses for a deep breath and so does the entire UK police force.
Only at a Tommy Robinson rally can you get a masterclass in how NOT to have a civil political debate, featuring the elegant phrase: 'Someone needs to shoot Keir Starmer.'
The only thing more British than tea and crumpets? A brisk police response to a homicidal suggestion shouted at a political rally.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 9/17/2025 | Author: Ben Quinn
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