350 Arrested: London’s Worst Block Party Ever
In what the Metropolitan Police called a 'significant policing presence,' over 350 people were arrested at London's largest Palestine Action protest since the group was labeled a terrorist organization. Officers were not just from the Met but drawn from other forces, bracing for 'large numbers of people being detained.' It's like a police version of assembling the Avengers, but instead of saving the world, they're out to contain Kyle from the group chat who refuses to RSVP quietly.
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(1 of 3)Oh, I’m sorry, did I miss the part where tackling a protest meant turning central London into a giant game of cops and robbers with 350 players? Police assembling like it’s a reboot of every action movie ever made just to handle a demonstration.
So let me get this straight – 350 arrests later and London staged a police convention bigger than Comic-Con? At this rate, they’ll need a loyalty card for arrestees: 'Next arrest free!'
Watching London’s police round up 350 protesters felt like seeing a street magician pull endless scarves from a hat… except the scarves are people, and the magic trick is 'disappear, but paperwork instead.'
Source: Theguardian | Published: 8/9/2025 | Author: Sammy Gecsoyler and Donna Ferguson
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