Electric Grand Tourer: Zap Goes the Speed Demon!
Meet the electric grand tourer so eager it barely waits for you! Charging faster than you can blink, this speedy champ literally electrifies your ride — kind of like a coffee shot for your car. Forget the days of boring slow-charging sedans; here comes a car that laughs at Tesla's chill speed moments and screams 'I got places to be!' This new beast blends breakneck acceleration with a battery charge speed that would make even caffeine addicts jealous. If cars had energy drinks, this one would be a double espresso with a triple shot of pure, unadulterated go-getter juice!
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Who knew electric grand tourers were basically caffeine addicts on wheels? Charges faster than I finish a tweet and accelerates like it just heard the ice cream truck. Instant excitement, zero patience!
This electric car charges so fast, it might just serve your morning coffee too. Next stop: teleportation with a side of espresso shots!
Electric grand tourer: because waiting an hour to not wait any longer during acceleration was just TOO mainstream.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 9/8/2025 | Author: Jonathan M. Gitlin
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