California Draws Maps Like Your Drunken Aunt Paints Walls
California is charging ahead with an ambitious plan to gerrymander the Golden State with the grace of a toddler in a paint shopâ'for Democrats,' naturally. The article bluntly states California plans to 'gerrymander the Golden State for Democrats,' a reminder that democracy sometimes gets redrawn like a toddler's scrapbook: messy, biased, and irresistible to spectacle. When politicians sketch districts like sidewalk chalk masterpieces, itâs less about communities and more about scoring partisan points. Weâre all terrible drivers of our own lives, but here, theyâre actively redrawing the GPS to somewhere called 'Democratville.'
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Californiaâs gerrymandering looks like a toddlerâs finger painting: unmistakably partisan and painfully obvious. Democracyâs GPS just got rerouted to 'Blue City,' because why not let the voters pick the map when the adult version is full of crayons?
Watching California gerrymander is like watching someone rearrange deck chairs on the Titanicâbut hey, at least the deck chairs are painted blue.
If gerrymandering were an Olympic sport, California just won gold in 'creative map coloring.' Plot twist: everyoneâs invited, but only Democrats get the trophy.
Source: Politico | Published: 8/15/2025 | Author: By Adam Wren and Dasha Burns
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